“‘Let’s see here, you left your passport in the mini fridge / And the message with the desk says here the picture isn’t his / And oh, just a reminder about our policy / Don’t leave your mattress in the rain if you sleep on the balcony” – ‘Mr. I ran down the road Pants down to my knees Screaming, 'Please come help me That Canadian shaman gave a little too much to me' And Im writing a novel Cause its never been done before First house that I saw I wrote, 'House' up on the door And told the people who lived there they had to get out 'Cause my reality is realer than yours.
“Oh, pour me another drink and punch me in the face / You can call me Nancy from now on” – ‘Nancy From Now On’, 2012 “Lift up your wedding dress someone was probably murdered in” – ‘Chateau Lobby in #4 (In C for Two Virgins)’, 2017 “Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift” – ‘Total Entertainment Forever’, 2017
“I ran down the road, pants down to my knees / Saying, ‘Please come help me – that Canadian Sharman gave a little too much to me” – ‘I’m Writing A Novel’, 2012
